and the printed merch to go with it.

every riddle sounds like one thing. it means another entirely.

i get wetter before i dry

i'm hot dark and wanted in the morning

grab my handle and i'll fill you up

t-shirts

the riddle on the front. the answer on the back.

mugs

morning ritual. double meaning. entirely deniable.

caps

low profile. high innuendo.

water bottles

stay hydrated. stay suspicious.

the first drop is small.

the waitlist gets it before anyone else, plus a launch-week discount code.

no spam. one email when the merch lands.

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